Dog training

So these 'dog trainers' (or are they 'canine behavioural psychologists'?) say that dogs sniff each other's asses to identify one another. So tell me this 'DOG TRAINER' - If you trained this pair of dogs for this single lady in Kileleshwa to the point that her friends declared them the smartest dogs EVARR... Didn't you train these two mutts to be smart enough to know that there's no other dog "apart from the two of us. Just checking. Nothing to see here. Now move along". Let's be real here. Dogs just love to sniff other dogs' asses. Dogs even love to sniff their own asses. They LICK their own asses. Ass is like CRACK to dogs. I have cats, too, and they get along fine. And the dogs keep sniffing their asses. And when my son starts crawling they'll be sniffing his ass going like "That's some different kind of ass, dudes. Let's sniff it". That's why you don't try to smuggle coke up your butt, because the sniffer dogs will be sniffing your ass and "bingo!"